Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

After returning home from a week-long journey to a winter wonderland full of friends, ice fishing, skiing and lots of dirty clothes… I DID NOT totally freak out because my washer refused to work.

And to amuse myself with something other than laundry to do, I DID NOT decide to make carrot juice, and carrot cake… My husband did NOT try to put the peels down the garbage disposal only to convince it not to work anymore either.  Husband DID NOT take apart the disposal only to wipe up chunk laden water with bath towels which he stuck in a bowl in the sink of the laundry room to be washed later. With the chunks still in them but hidden in the folds! No not HIM!

When I took a shower this morning my children DID NOT decorate my son’s face with marker. Nope not my kids!

Despite round the clock cleaning, every room in my house DOES NOT look like a bomb (or 5) went off in it. I am NOT losing my mind.

When the repair woman came she DID NOT find the problem with the washer only to be a jammed button… sigh.

I DID NOT decide the first load of laundry that I put in would be the carrot peel chunk laden towels in the bowl in the sink.

And I also did not spend the last 30 minutes vacuuming out my washing machine! Nope NOT ME!!